Kids Come First 2023 Letter

Hello!

If you're reading this then you are probably the author or artist assigned to me for KCF 2023! If we know each other already, I blow you a kiss. If not, your life depends on the outcome of this challenge (kidding, I'm actually very easy to please).

I am a horrible nasty freak and will enjoy basically anything you write for any of these prompts. If my ideas speak to you then that's cool, if not, go off-book and write for your own ends and I will almost certainly follow you there with significant joy!

General Likes

Unsafe power dynamics (teacher/student, guardian/charge, etc), age gaps, size difference, blood, injuries and guro, degradation, piss, puke, gender fuckery - if you trans any of these characters, I will almost certainly lover your interpretation.

My only serious DNWs are: body hair on men, wildly divergent AUs. Other than that, go nuts.

OK, let's get into the fandoms and ships.

Final Fantasy XIV

Alisaie Leveilleur (C)/Alphinaud Leveilleur (C)

I am insatiable for these two. I will consume them in whatever format you see fit because they are my otp. I like to put them in situations. I like to see them in romantic love. I like to see them fuck nasty. In general, I like them to be between 11-14 (i.e., younger than canon tells us they are). I've read a lot of different scenarios with them but I don't think I have actually read any fic where one takes the other's virginity (or they lose it to each other), and I could seriously fuck with that. Otherwise, follow your dick. Whatever you write with these, I will scream and yell and shout to all my friends about it.

Specific DNWs: please do not make the twins non-identical. This is my only squick here and will take me completely out of it. Also I may cry. My preference is for Alphinaud to be the trans one, but I will enjoy either.

Estinien Wyrmblood (A)/Alphinaud Leveilleur (C)

Hoooooo boy these two. While for me Alisaie is Alphinaud's red string of fate life partner, Estinien is also really fun to smush together with him. Generally here I like to have Estinien as transfemme, but I am not abject to cis Estinien. I personally hc Esti as a disaster of a person trying and failing to give in to their depraved, noncey desires, and it seems the game agrees with me, since they've now given them another shota to fuck with in Varshahn. Estinien being an ashamed but horny catholic works here, giving in to their desires to fuck the precocious kid they're somehow friends with, but Alphinaud manipulating his way into Estinien's bedchambers works too - I do think he's a lot more of a conniving shit than the game lets on, at least after ARR. I also like it when Estinien's dragon-ness is mentioned. Give them a dragon cock if you want and Alphi has to work out how to take it. That could be fun.

Ysayle Dangoulain (adult)/Alphinaud Leveilleur (child)

This one follows a lot of the same tracks as Esti/Alphi. Ysayle is a Responsible Adult™️ during the camping trip - what if she shirked that responsibility and just went wild huh? HUH? Also there's fun dynamics for magic interplay here, scholarly pursuits and ice primal nonsense combining in some really weird sex??? Yes please.

Elidibus (child)/Lahabrea (adult)

Gonna be real with y'all this one's here to game towards one of my friends who adore this ship and I know they wanna write it, but don't have time outside of an exchange. But that doesn't mean I don't think it's EXTREMELY SEXY. Lahabrea as a parental figure to Elidibus, shaping him into his personal little toy to fuck how he wants. Themis is a cute little baby boy and I think an old man should have his horrible way with him in whatever way he wishes, especially after he's thrown out of Zodiark as but a shadow of his former self.

Bioshock 1&2

Yi Suchong (A)/Little Sister (C)

Hey have any of you played bioshock recently??? Shit's fucked up man!!! "oh we had to put the sea slugs in the lolis" did you???? did you really????? It's easy to dunk here because Andrew Ryan's Ayn Rand Utopia would definitely have quite a few mega-nonces in it, and why not have their chief medical experimentation weirdo also be one of them? This is a great excuse for some medfet horror, some nasty sexual abuse of the subjects, go wild. Nothing is out of bounds here. Fuck 'em up.

Big Daddy (A)/Little Sister (C)

Probably a good way to add variance to the prompt above - Suchong testing the limits of the Big Daddy/Little Sister bond by making them fuck? The Big Daddies being so attached to the Little Sisters that in their off-moments of harvesting they fuck (consensually? non-consensually? who cares!) them in the tunnels of Rapture... We know from Bioshock 2 that the Daddies kept at least some degree of sentience, and basically all of them were some variant of criminal - surely some of them will be horrible sex criminals, no? If you don't want to write weird metal/flesh grafted sex, you can stick with Alpha series who are just dudes in suits, but I will happily take the other kind too. If you want to add incest spice, feel free to make this specifically Delta and Eleanor :)

Artemis Fowl

Holly Short (A)/Artemis Fowl (C)

Some good old-fashioned hatefuck flavour. I think there's two ways you can easily go with this during the initial Fowl incident - Artemis sexually abusing Holly while she's his captive, or her taking her want of him when she gets free. Both are hot, and both provide ample opportunity for them to spit insults at each other while getting off. I fuck with both!

Alternatively, I do actually ship these two as genuine lovers, and I would really like a romo scene with them tenderly making out and having morally dubious sexual relations. Even better if it's post canon and it's Holly with his weird necro body...

Holly Short (C)/Artemis Fowl (C)

The later books in this series are kinda whack, but the time travel incident where a adult-brain teenage-body Holly is in close proximity to Tween Artemis? I'm popping the fuck OFF gamers. Holly has already had such an ill-advised crush on that boy from DAY ONE so she's definitely got something noncey about her - would an even more shitheaded (and even younger) Artemis trip her into making a terrible mistake? Her body is a mess of hormones here, after all...

I appreciate this prompt gives space to write teen holly x teen artemis because they're also in the same timeline - this doesn't really tickle my pickle, to be honest. Aged-up Artemis as he is in this part of the canon is far too close to being a man to actually be sexy to me, so if you pick this prompt, please select the more horrible of the Artys for Holly to fuck with.

Domovoi Butler (A)/Artemis Fowl(C)

Is there a purer love than that of a bodyguard and his charge? Well twins who marry each other (see alphi and alisaie or kozue and miki for that) obviously but it's definitely up there. Is Domovoi educating Artemis on proper sexual conduct for a young gentleman? Are they just going at that shit absolutely raw? Is Butler guilty about it, or does he consider it part of his duty to indulge Artemis' sexual whims? So many options! I guess in some sense the energy here crosses over pretty heavily with Estinien/Alphinaud so feel free to use ideas from there here or vice versa.

NieR

Yonah (child)/Emil (child)

Poor Yonah. Her brother is always out working, and all she has for friends are two weird older twins. Until she gets a pen pal! Who's her age! [citation needed] And could maybe play with her if they met! Sending his butler to fetch Yonah for a day for a playdate!! This one doesn't even have to be sexy it can just be cute. If you want it to be sexy and don't want to decanonise Emil's gayness, imo a major part of what makes him who he is - trans that gender baby!!! girl emil!!!

Kainé (adult)/Yonah(child)

Again, not necessarily a sexual prompt here. I just like the idea of Kainé acting as a mother figure to Yonah, because she deserves some semblance of peace in her life. Maybe she does harbour some dark desires - she can masturbate over them in her own time, or act on them, ikf you want to push into the sexual here - but again, not necessary to be a fun time :)

Specific DNWs: Kainé is a trans and intersex character. Do not remove this part of her identity under any circumstances.

Kainé (adult)/Emil (child)

These two already have such a lovely relationship... They share complicated relationships to gender and queerness... who among us hasn't fucked someone we shouldn't have because of that? They spend a lot of time together in camp, and those hours won't while away themselves... Obviously this is post Skelebonening, so we can do some real weird bone fucking on Kainé here. A prompt for the weirdos.

Revolutionary Girl Utena

Kaoru Kozue (C)/Kaoru Miki (C)

TWINS TWINS TWINS TWINS. These two I am also feral for. Miki and Kozue riding in the car with Akio together... If they didn't fuck for the first time then, then it's because they were already fucking each other long before this. Kozue is insane over her brother, protective to the extreme. Why? Well, she wants him or she has him and wants to keep him. How does that angst manifest? Does she take him without choice? Lots and lots of ways to go with this, and any of them will be fantastic because god, these two need more recognition.

Thank you for reading! Hopefully something in here inspired you, and I really look forward to reading what you come up with. Have a great exchange!!